Garage Bands Mugs

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Acme Flyswatters.

When did you last have your oil changed?

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

My boat