Garage Music Mugs

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Acme Flyswatters.

His and Hers Garage

"It's worse than I thought."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.