Garage Music Maestro Mugs

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Mozart on a computer,

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin Practise

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Waving from Behind the Curtain