Guitar Maestro Mugs

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Kultural K9's.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Violin Practise

May your Christmas be full of harmony

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent