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Garage Music Maestro Prints
Decorate their studio or home with prints that capture the spirit of musical creativity. Inspiring designs for the garage maestro’s personal space.
Can You Spot the Differences?
Felix Mendelssohn
Papageno from The Magic Flute
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
Horti-Culture
I love my Timpani
Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.
Mozart on a computer,
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"
Piano and Pianist with broken legs.
Hildegard von Bingen
Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration
'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'
A baby playing on a grand piano
"Scotch and water musick."
Artist and Musician
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Dynamite little combo
"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."
Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.
"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"
Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages
Orchestra conductor
Quartet.
'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'
Violin Practise
Three Ladies
May your Christmas be full of harmony
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."
We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.
Malcolm Sargent
Kultural K9's.
Garage Music Maestro Prints Collection
Garage Music Maestro Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the garage music maestro—perfect for sparking mornings and showcasing their passion.
Garage Music Maestro Pillows
Find playful and inspiring pillows for the musician’s space—ideal for comfort and creativity.
Garage Music Maestro T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that celebrate the garage music maestro’s love of tunes—fun, stylish, and a conversation starter.