Garage Music Maestro Gifts

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Mozart on a computer,

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Violin Practise

Three Ladies

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.