Music Note Maestro Gifts

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies