Music Note Maestro Gifts

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Three Ladies

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

A woman playing a keyboard

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore