Memento Maestro Gifts

Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Textin’"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

A woman playing a keyboard

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Here we go again...'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Man with post it note

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Computer Music

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Study more to pass more tests.

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

The TROU of the Baroque

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

Surgical intervention on Emoticons