Musical Note Maestro Mugs

Blowing your nose musically.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

A woman playing a keyboard

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent