Garage Gym Enthusiast Pillows

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'