Home Gym Enthusiast Pillows

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

'The ab swing is supposed to come with a meal plan. Check it, cause I need to know if I should eat before my 5-minute workout.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

"So this the new walkies huh?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We're exclusively delts."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus during Covid