Home Workout Enthusiast Pillows

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'I'll pass on the gym membership, I already get an hour of exercise each day!'

"Now doesn't this beat doing those silly exercises?"

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Sport

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

Power Mower Walking.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."