Home Workout Enthusiast Pillows

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'I'll pass on the gym membership, I already get an hour of exercise each day!'

"Now doesn't this beat doing those silly exercises?"

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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Sisyphus during Covid

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'