Home Workout Junkie Pillows

Summer of 2020

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Health

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Apocalliptical

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Sport

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Power Mower Walking.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Crisis at the health club.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"Set it on 'slow'."