Home Workout Junkie Pillows

Summer of 2020

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Health

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Apocalliptical

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

Sport

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

Power Mower Walking.

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Crisis at the health club.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.