Home Exercise Enthusiast Pillows

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Exercise Class

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

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"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Keep Fit.

Sisyphus during Covid