Home Exercise Enthusiast Gifts

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Running

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Sisyphus during Covid

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."