Home Exercise Gifts

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."

Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Sport

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'