Home Exerciser Gifts

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Set it on 'slow'."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

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Sisyphus during Covid

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercising in Confinement

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Sport

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.