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'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Set it on 'slow'."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

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Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."