Home Fitness T-Shirts

'That treadmill was only used once.'

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill."

Isolation Olympics

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

4 Activities to Balance Your Health During the Quarantine

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Keep Fit.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout