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Shopping for an exercise bike

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

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'The only exercise I get with this is dusting it once a week.'

'Warranty? It depends. Will you be using it for exercise or to hang your clothes on?'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You're lucky...if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.'

'The warranty on that one is 500 miles, or until you get rubber legs.'

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

Sisyphus during Covid

'Yes, the room is full of snow. If I'm going to get a good workout, I need to feel I'm actually outside in the snow.'

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

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"Let's trade this thing in for a Peloton."

"What?!?? Who the hell is this guy?"

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'