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'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

Scottish Home Gym

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'What happened?'

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Just one moment dear.

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."