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'Do you think these hand weights come in taupe?'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Self-Isolating Hamster

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Just one moment dear.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

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