Home Gym Designer Gifts

'Do you think these hand weights come in taupe?'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

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Sisyphus during Covid

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Self-Isolating Hamster

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

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A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

All UK gyms closed

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.