Home Gym Builder Gifts

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

How to Build a Bungalow

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Woodpecker House

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Another fine home by McKlosy Construction Co.

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

Just one moment dear.

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.