Home Workout T-Shirts

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yoga Welcome Mat

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Keep Fit.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Sport

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'