Home Workout Mugs

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yoga Welcome Mat

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

Power Mower Walking.

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."