Indoor Exerciser Gifts

'I was so hopeful when the doctor ordered Mistress to take up walking, but she bought a darn treadmill...'

Dog Walking Services

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Psychiatry in the Park

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Olympic Torch Training

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Reduce stress-related injuries and turbo-charge your career with these easy workstation exercises!

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

The Executive Manual of Exercise

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

"Set it on 'slow'."

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

"Well, I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'Spring training on a rainy day'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."

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