Outdoor Exerciser Gifts

Psychiatry in the Park

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Pointing.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Don't even think about it."