Outdoor Exerciser Gifts

Psychiatry in the Park

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."