Outdoor Fitness Gifts

Snowperson Yoga

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Football Fans

The Zoo.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Skiing.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.