Outdoor Leisure Gifts

How about going easy on the carbs

Gone with the wind.

Awful appearance of a 'wopps' at a picnic.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Larry was completely out of line – and so the fish went free.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

Problem Solving

California

What do you mean by "Surgical Bombing"?

Too posh to wash...

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Bike Park.

Nothing beats a good candy bar.

Garden View

Gardening: New Year's Resolution.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."