Outdoor Recreation Gifts

"I hate crowded parks."

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

Tree to a woodpecker: 'Now lower - and to the left.'

'Thank God it's Flyday!'

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

People on a sledge

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.

Beach days.

Heaven's Way

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

'No surf?'

Flying skier

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

One man's fishing line passes through other man's ear.

'Hi!'

Campground closed until further notice

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

King goes golfing.

"Don't look now, but our nosy neighbors just got a trampoline."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"I think you may have broken a few unspoken rules with your fish house, Hank. . ."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'Hey knucklehead! You took the beer out of the truck right?'

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

Fisherman about weird sea creature: 'On second thought, maybe I'll just sunbathe a little.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Car pools.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.