Outdoor Activity Gifts

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

"Pace yourself, Mother."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Oh, shit. Stuck behind a dog walker.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

The Zoo.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Tommy!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.