Leisure Activities Gifts

"Enough!"

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'This pool's no fun - all they let you do is swim.'

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

"Sorry I missed my appointment Doc, I was a bit busy, can you see me now?

'Attendance is always down the week after Father's Day. They all get golf balls.'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

'The quicker we get through our agenda, the sooner we get to our poker game.'

Parascending

"I can't believe they allow bowling in their apartment."

Refraction

Golfing break at the office

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

'Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner BC, but I'm up to my ears in work.'

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Change Rooms.

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Congratulations on your retirement

'Nice throw, Sir.'

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

Two pictures of a crossword puzzle; one, labeled "Before", that is empty and one, labeled "After", that is a complete filled-in black square.

'I'd rather be hunting.'

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Energy saving mode

"Brat"

"I noticed you aren’t doing your share of the puzzle."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"