Leisure Time Gifts

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

'It's my day off.'

'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Fresh pepper?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I love this time of day."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Man fishing with large bait

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Sunbathers.