Leisure At Home Gifts

'No, you tell the kids they better do their homework, or else. They always think I'm bluffing.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I love this time of day."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Man fishing with large bait

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."