Living Room Leisure Gifts

"In da house"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Stairlift around cliff face.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I love this time of day."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Sunbathers.

"Fresh pepper?"