Living Room Gifts

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

'It's a pack rat!'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Another climate conference...

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"Trapped in the tv..."

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

Tour de Fran's

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Daniel in the Lion's Den

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

A child with his mother and a doctor.

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

"This is the living room with my husband - who is a fixture and fitting - no no, just joking. Though, on the other hand. . ."