Living Room Lounging Gifts

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

The Martini is invented.

Unconditional Loveseat

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

How the goat got square eyes.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

"In da house"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."