Lounging At Home Gifts

The 'relaxing at home ' outfit.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You are still here."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

Chillaxing!

How the goat got square eyes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'