Lounging Mother Gifts

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You are still here."

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Chillaxing!

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"In da house"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

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