Lounging Lover Gifts

Chillaxing!

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Lying down and sleeping all day is a privilege of cats."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Sunbathing in the park

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"You are still here."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

How the goat got square eyes.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Couch Potatoes

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."