Lounging Lover Gifts

Chillaxing!

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Lying down and sleeping all day is a privilege of cats."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Couch Potatoes

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."