Luxury Lounge Lover Gifts

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Kensington Fluffies

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'