Lounge Lovers Gifts

Bed bugs quarrel

"Yes, I DO work from home. How do you know?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Stairlift around cliff face.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Happy Brithday

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Lion Choir.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Sacrlet harlot.

Mile High Club