Lounge Musician Gifts

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Modern Life Blues

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Cockerel sings the blues...

Couch Potatoes

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Robert Johnson.

Burlyesque

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Man playing bum-note.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Social Media Blues

Lion Choir.

Mile High Club

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Naked cocktails

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

rory gallagher caricature

"Woke up this morning..."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."