Lounge Culture Gifts

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Pina Coladas

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Disco Bunny.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Couch Potatoes

A chip off the old block...

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Thank you, Sir."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Raw Piano Bar

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

The Club

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Lion Choir.

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

Cocktail Franks