Lounge Culture Pillows

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Pina Coladas

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Disco Bunny.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Couch Potatoes

A chip off the old block...

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Raw Piano Bar

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

The Club

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

Lion Choir.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Cocktail Franks

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"