Saloon Musician Gifts

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

Galoots in cahoots

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."