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Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

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