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'This place has gone a bit down market since they got a new landlord!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Medusa gets a trim.

"It's the Florida kid."

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"