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Sea Horse outside saloon

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"So what's your success rate?"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Where Mom used to take you.

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

"It's the Florida kid."